President Trump Wants You to Buy His New $599 Watch So Bad He’s Appearing in the Ads Himself
The $599 “Fight Fight Fight Chronograph Red” comes individually numbered and uses a Miyota 6S20 quartz movement. According to the Trump Watches website, it’s “a major league timepiece worthy of a seat in The Oval Office” and “A future family heirloom, ready to pass down for generations.” The MAGA red dial too loud for you? You’re in luck: There’s also a two-tone version in steel and gold-hued steel.
The brand is also promoting a new 18-karat gold-plated “Fight Fight Fight Onyx” GMT with a Jubilee-style bracelet and a Miyota NH35 automatic movement. (At least, that’s what the Trump Watches website says, though the NH34 is the Miyota NH-series automatic GMT movement, whereas the NH35 is the three-hander.) While it’s seemingly a Rolex GMT-Master dupe, the watch costs $799 and boasts a real onyx stone dial. (Purchase is limited to three units per household, begging the question: What household is trying to buy more than three of these?)
Some fine print at the bottom of the ad states that “Trump watches are not designed, owned, managed, or controlled by Donald J. Trump, the Trump Organization, CIC Digital LLC, or any of their respective principals or affiliates.” Nice to have that reassurance that there’s absolutely zero conflicts of interest happening here—no matter how many times a day the President of the United States himself appears on your television screen enticing you to buy a watch.
