What to Buy From Lovehoney, the Sex Toy Wonderland
We’ve also come to Lovehoney because its website features some truly informative, expert-written sex guides and advice. “It’s a legitimate resource for all things related to sexual wellness,” King says. “Knowing that the team behind Lovehoney prioritizes sexual health education creates a sense of trust between the business and the people who buy its products.” That being said, when shopping online, you can’t always be sure you’ll like what you order, but there’s no need to stress about that with Lovehoney. “Another benefit of purchasing toys through Lovehoney is their 100-day money back promise that ensures you receive a refund on any single item if you find it has not enhanced your sexual pleasure (limited at their discretion),” King says. For this reason, if there’s a toy you’ve been curious about, but you aren’t sure you’ll enjoy it, Lovehoney might be the best place to buy it from.
And then there are the reviews. It’s not wrong to say that the best part of Lovehoney might be the people who shop there. Each of the sex toys comes with honest, real-person feedback—the kind that might lead you to your new favorite vibrator…or save you from a toy that looks good, but doesn’t measure up. Now that you know why to buy toys from them, let’s talk about which toys to buy. Here are some of the best sex toys Lovehoney has to offer.
We-Vibe Tango X
Why you’ll like it: When you want a vibrator that’s small enough to be unobtrusive during sex, but powerful enough to get the job done, you want the Tango X. Don’t be fooled by this vibrator’s diminutive size—it’s got an uncommonly rumbly motor, with eight intensity levels and seven vibration patterns.
Mantric Rechargeable Realistic Vibrator
Why you’ll like it: The curved design, oversized tip, and firm yet soft silicone shaft—in many ways, Mantric’s G-spot (and P-spot!) vibrator is my Platonic Ideal of a vibrating dildo. It’s unfussy in its design but determined in its mission to make you orgasm from all of your horny holes. Measuring in at six inches of insertable length, this is the kind of vibe you can also easily sub in for backdoor play (after suitable anal play prep, of course), rub on your perineum, or even use as an external clitoral vibrator (that extra-large phallic tip is an excellent clit-pleaser/less intense version of a wand vibrator). As if that wasn’t enough, it’s also completely waterproof, and the LED panel lights up depending on which of the seven vibration modes you’re using. (So, ideal for some The Abyss roleplay.)
Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator
Why you’ll like it: My biggest “hear me out…” sex toy to folks who are not in the industry? The Greedy Girl rabbit vibrator from the Fifty Shades of Grey sex toy line, which is surprisingly amazing (the black rose-shaped vibrator is worth adding to your rotation, too). The Greedy Girl vibe is not only long at 10 inches in length, but has incredible posture and a flat bottom, which means that it is easily stored upright on my nightstand (a nice space saver), and that it is very humpable/ easily MacGyver’d as a hands-free dildo. The vibrations from the toys’ two motors are Marvel movie-levels of earth-shakingly rumbly, and while there’s not tons of curve to the body of the toy, that can also help achieve deeper penetration while riding the toy.
We-Vibe Nova 2
Why you’ll like it: Lovehoney merged with WOW Tech, the makers of We-Vibe products, in 2021, and one of the collaborations they’ve done since then is this special all-black version of We-Vibe’s fantastic dual vibrator. The flexibility of the toy’s clitoral arm allows it to stay in contact with the clit as you thrust the toy in and out, which sets this rabbit apart in a big way from most of its competitors.
Fun Factory Vim
Why you’ll like it: If sheer power is your priority when it comes to vibrators, you need the aptly-named Vim in your life. It’s a wand rumbly enough to be measured on the Richter Scale, with five vibration speeds and three patterns delivered through its squishy silicone head (which is smartly ridged to help lube cling to it better). Like most wands, this one can also double as a body massager on your neck, back, and shoulders when you need to work out a few kinks, so to speak.
Lovense Lush 3
Why you’ll like it: Lovense toys are perfect for long-distance couples: they connect via Bluetooth to an app on your phone, so you can control the toy yourself via the app or invite a far-away partner to do so. This one is designed to be inserted vaginally to stimulate the G-spot, and because it’s so quiet, it can even be used discreetly in public, if you’re in that kind of mood.
We-Vibe Sync 2
Why you’ll like it: The majority of women don’t reach orgasm from penetration alone and need clitoral stimulation to get there, which is why this We-Vibe toy is such a brilliant invention: It stimulates the clit (plus the G-spot) during sex, to make it easier for both partners to enjoy themselves. This model is adjustable via a hinge in the middle, letting you shape it to deliver as much or as little pressure as you want.
Desire Luxury Vibrating Male Stroker
Why you’ll like it: Listen, male sex toys can be notoriously hard to clean. The culprit? Usually, the closed chamber-like stroking devices (no shade, Fleshlight) that require a little more cleaning TLC. A stroker like this, on the other hand, makes rubbing one out a breeze; just slip your penis through the loop of this 12-speed vibrator, aptly named Desire, and stroke it up and down your shaft. It’s also fully water-submersible, and runs on the quiet side.
Lovehoney Reversible Double Stroker Intense Ticklers
Why you’ll like it: This stroker is reversible, so if you get bored of its texture, you can flip it inside-out and try a different one—talk about bang for your buck! Try putting a finger over the air hole at the end of the toy to create a suction sensation—just don’t forget the water-based lube.
Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo
Why you’ll like it: The Tower of London may have its Crown Jewels, but Uncle Sam has a proud grip on the stainless-steel Njoy dildo. The 20-year-old American sex toy brand has become a household name in the global market for metallic toys, because it lets the materials (pure medical-grade stainless steel) and design (simple, yet elegant) do the talking. The Pure curved wand packs 8 inches of insertable length, and the bulbous tips have transformed it into the internet’s unofficial squirt and prostate orgasm machine. (The large tip applies the perfect amount of effortless, sensuous pressure to your G- or P-spot thanks to the 24-ounces of stainless steel.)
We-Vibe Pivot
Why you’ll like it: Good vibrating cock rings are hard to find, but this is one of the absolute best. It constricts the base of the penis, making for a firmer and more sensitive erection, and it can also vibrate against the clitoris or perineum. You can even connect it to the We-Vibe app on your phone and let a long-distance partner control it.
Lovehoney Bed Ringer Rechargeable Double Cock Ring
Why you’ll like it: Many sex toys struggle to strike that perfect balance between being functional and filled with (actually useful) frills, but Lovehoney’s Bed Ringer cock ring does it like a pro. This stretchy silicone ring has two loops—one for your penis, and one for your balls—and a textured clitoral with 12 vibration functions. If you love the feeling of having your balls cupped, sucked, fondled, or slightly constricted during sex or foreplay, Bed Ringer is your new BFF.
Lovehoney Jeweled Heart
Why you’ll like it: Anal play can be a bit daunting when you first try it, so why not start with an approachable, cute-looking butt plug small enough for even the most inexperienced of butts? Being made of metal, this one has a heft that feels pleasurable without being excessive. It’ll warm to you body temp after a few minutes—though you can always set it in some warm water beforehand, too. “With some lube, this pops in really easily and helps you get used to the feeling of anal play,” one Lovehoney reviewer wrote.
Lovehoney Oh! Sensual Body Massager
Why you’ll like it: About four minutes into giving a massage, you’ll be in awe of how the professional manage an hour without their hands cramping up. This massager is your sexy rubdown shortcut through massage school. The spheres glide along muscles and press into knots of tension better than your digits can. Toss some massage oil in your cart, and you’ve got everything you need to give a stress-melting, temperature-raising massage.
Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen
Why you’ll like it: Want the power and rumbliness of a wand vibrator, but smaller? This toy uses “high-amplitude oscillations” to stimulate the clitoris, or wherever else you want to use it. There’s nine speeds and seven modes to choose from, so you can start at a low tickle and work your way up to a thrilling thrum. I love that this toy is so much easier to hold than many other vibes this strong. It’s somewhat loud, and has a short battery life, but for me its impressive motor and lightweight build more than make up for those shortcomings.
Womanizer Next
Why you’ll like it: King recommends this high-tech toy; “It has a suction stimulator with 3D Pleasure Air Technology to enhance clitoral pleasure,” she says. This technology uses rhythmic pulses of air to touchlessly stimulate the clitoris. The Next has 14 settings, and—unique for this type of toy—it also has a function called Climax Control, which allows you to alter the strength, speed, and depth of its suction, so you can customize your experience even further.
Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo
Why you’ll like it: If you’ve never tried a glass toy before, they’re really worth a shot – their smooth surface plays well with all kinds of lube, and they can provide firm pressure against spots that crave it, like the G-spot. This one from Lovehoney’s own product line has a rippled shape designed to massage the vaginal walls on each stroke.
B-Vibe Anal Training & Education Set
Why you’ll like it: “This all-in-one anal training kit includes 3 butt plugs ranging from small to large, a lubricant applicator and anal douche,” King says. “Not enough people are aware of the kind of training it takes to become comfortable with anal sex, so having a kit with everything you need (plus an educational book) is ideal for people who have limited experience with anal.” The largest plug is weighted, the medium-sized one vibrates, and the small one is a perfect introduction to anal play for total beginners. This set is a great value for the price, and would make a great gift for your anal-curious partner, or for yourself.
Lovehoney Automatic Suction Rechargeable Penis Pump
Why you’ll like it: Amongst all the male sexual devices out there, penis pumps can offer arguably one of the most highly-effective means for making your penis feel larger and more erect for sex, whether you experience erectile dysfunction or just want to ensure a rock-hard boner. I find that a minimalist pump, such as this Lovehoney gem, makes the task feel that much more approachable. Besides, as Dr. Christopher Asandra explains in this GQ penis pump guide, it merely consists of a vacuum chamber “that creates a suction effect to increase and encourage more blood flow to the penis.” This Lovehoney pump is also fully electric—meaning, you don’t need to sit there, squeezing a pump bulb like a luddite to get off. Just select one of the pumps three suction settings, and blast off.
Lovehoney Ignite Finger Vibrator
Why you’ll like it: Everyone needs a finger vibrator—or could at least stand to benefit from just how handy it is. There’s something so smooth about reaching for a sex toy on your nightstand that can quietly slip over your finger; your partner will hardly notice how you, a foreplay magician, managed to make your pointer finger vibrate with a combination of 20 speeds and patterns to please their clitoris, perineum, penis, nipples, and various erogenous zones. Thanks to their size and lightweight design, finger vibrators such as this are also great for taking on vacation, or for folks who may have a more limited range of grip-ability when it comes to sex toys.
Tantus Beginners’ Unisex Vibrating Strap-On Harness Kit
Why you’ll like it: Interested in strap-on sex but don’t know where to start? This set contains everything you need except for a good water-based lube. In it, you’ll find two ultra-smooth silicone dildos of different sizes, which work equally well for vaginal or anal penetration, plus a harness to strap them into. It’s not the sexiest or sleekest harness out there, but it’ll do the job, and you can always upgrade to a better one down the road. There’s also a bullet vibrator included, which you can tuck behind the base of the dildo to give the wearer some extra stimulation during sex.
Liberator Wedge
Why you’ll like it: “The Liberator Wedge can help you find a position that allows for more effective penetration,” King says. “Plus, people with arthritis, back pain, or other medical issues can use the Wedge to reduce pressure on their joints, support their hips and back, and allow for a greater range of motion.” It’s got a moisture-proof lining, so there’s no need to worry about ruining it with lube or bodily fluids – and when you’re done, the case can be zipped off and machine-washed. A wide range of activities and positions can feel a whole lot better when you get a Wedge involved.
